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Hiu Tung: Hello everyone I am hiutung and welcome to the NANYANG ARTS BONANZA Melissa: (standing alone) Where am I? Huitong: Who are you? What are you doing on the stage Melissa: And, who are you? Huitong:(with an air) I am, Hiutung, the greatest TV producer in Singapore and I am now hosting the NANYANG ARTS BONANZA. What about you? Melissa: I am Melissa. I can only remember someone roughly pushing me into a wall, I saw stars and the next thing I knew, I am in this grand room, with lots of white people staring at me. Horrible thing, this Maria Hertogh Riot. Horrible. The malays are indulging in a massacre of us Europeans! WaitĄ What are these queer things? ( investigates the microphone) Hiu Tung: Goodness gracious. What rural country did you come from? How can you have no idea what a microphone is in the 21st century? Melissa: 21st century? 21st century! Oh, Jules Verne, I traveled through time! Time-travelling, golly! About a century into the future! I must be dreaming! (pinches her cheek) Huitong: Excuse me Miss, but I am trying to run a show here. The only problem I have here is that my host is nowhere to be found. So, I shall have to personally host the show myself.
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