|
|
|
|
|
nothing special
|
|
|
Subject: Fw: WHY MEN PEE WHILE STANDING UP!!!!! > > > > >Why Men Pee Standing Up > Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. > > He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that." > Subject: Fw: WHY MEN PEE WHILE STANDING UP!!!!! > > > > >Why Men Pee Standing Up > Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. > > He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that." > > > > > Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy.
|
|
|
|
Still Can't Find What Your Looking For? Then Try a Essay Search! |