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Good morning ladies and gentlemen. My name is Sergent Briggs and I am with the Westmeadle Police Force. I have organised this conference today in order to make you aware of the fact that there has been an augmented amount of crime sweeping our fair city-streets recently. As some of you may be aware, there has been a peculiar disappearance of slippers in households for the past few weeks. The most recent of these incidents occurred in the early ours of this morning. Fortunately the victim, who will remain nameless for their own safety, was able to give us a short, but helpful description of the assailant.
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