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i ate poo when i pooed into the soup. the soup tasted like poo but it was very good. I had to add a bit of spice in it to make it the best it could be. thats when Mr. Shiftlet came in the room and yelled at me and said it was unsanitary to eat my own poo. i ate poo when i pooed into the soup.
