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> STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS: > > BOY : May I hold your hand? > GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. > > GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! > BOY : You love me... > > GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? > BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? > > GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. > BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple > > GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. > BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? > > BOY : I love you and I could die for you! > GIRL : How soon?? > > BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! > GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? > > SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning > kiss?? > TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the > cigarette out of his mouth. > > MAN : You remind me of the sea. > WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? > MAN : NO, because you make me sick. > > WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear > and comes out of the other. > HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both > ears and comes out of the mouth. > > MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What > do u think, Peter? > PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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