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Ooroo, G 'day Luv and the rest of youse. I’m here to tell all me mates all about the day we’s all went to our favorite waterhole the Waterhole. Where me and my school went down to the waterhole for a piss up. Now I’m not talking about a school with a chalkie here either ay. The Waterhole we went down to was Chock a block full, and me mates and I were trying to Haggle the hair of the dog down, as well as all the other grog. We all kicked in to buy Shouts for each other, that is until we were brass razoo, and pissed as a parrot. Now when that stage kicks in we normally go dutch courage to another waterhole to meet some new Sheila’s righto. At the next boozer we had already blown our dough and had to put the Bite on someone. We ended up rolling a hoon for his dough cause he tried to sell us a dead marine.
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